My Band Lyrics
D 12
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My
Band
D-12
[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like
the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to
take it up with me after the show...
Because...
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my
band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop
the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead
singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear
to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the
fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot
babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight
with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause
I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just
despise me because
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on
me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer
of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]
[Verse 2 - Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't
you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and
he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how
to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Look at Em
little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an
interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I
ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say
somethin
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off,
what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to
be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man
[Chorus]
These chicks
don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow I
know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
[Verse 4 - Proof]
They
say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let
the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he
get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie
and Dre?!)
[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some
loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself
video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck
Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you
retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me
to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for
me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks
don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band
[Repeated 9x]
[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my
band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My
Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their
underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)
[Thanks to ruff_brotha@hotmail.com for these lyrics]
[Thanks to
Starrchild811@aol.Com, numba1brat6@yahoo.com, purple_grl89@yahoo.com, desiree_mss@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]
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